Supreme Master

Recently I met up with my idol Ultraman in Tokyo, Japan, the city he has saved many times over from evil, destructive monsters. We met at an intersection downtown, bought drinks from a vending machine and sat on the kerb for this interview.

Me: Konichiwa, Ultraman-san!
Ultraman: Apa khabar, Visiteur-san!

Me: Wow! Ultraman reti cakap bahasa?
Ultraman: Mesti lah, beb! Gua ada ramai peminat di seluruh dunia. Gua kena lah belajar macam-macam bahasa.

Me: Cool! So, what you been up to, dude?
Ultraman: A bit tired. Fought a monster last night in Fukushima prefecture. We fought until we reached the seaside in Hamadori. A lot of people died.

Me: The monster killed so many?
Ultraman: Actually, gua terjatuh and terhimpit diorang.

Me: Er, I see. Banyak lagi ke monster kat dunia ni?
Ultraman: Ada lah. Tapi diorang dah malas nak lawan. Dah ada agent and publicist. Merchandising rights. Suma lawan nak dapat market share je. Boring lah, beb!

Me: I see. So camne brader-brader lu? Ultraman Tiga, Ultraman Taro .. ?
Ultraman: They all OK. Tiga dah bersara. Sekarang dia bukak restoran sushi kat Shinjuku. Bini dia baru beranak.

Me: Wow!
Ultraman: Yeah. Bini dia makhluk Bumi. So at first, family gua bantah, sebab we all boleh kahwin ngan orang Planet Ultra je. But thank the Ultra-Gods, my father, Ultraman yang bertanduk tu, finally gave his blessings. Cucu dia tu bertanduk jugak, so happy lah dia.

Me: What about Taro?
Ultraman: Taro tengah buat multi-level marketing jual ubat untuk kuatkan tenaga batin.

Me: Eh, naper Ultraman suma tak nak jadi superhero lagi?
Ultraman: Tu lah. Nowadays terlalu ramai superhero. Gaban lah, Power Ranger lah, ni lah, tu la. Yang paling teruk si Baja Hitam tu lah. Lawan cam pondan tapi marketing power dia kuat. Sebab tu boleh jadi popular. I always say, never trust superhero yang bawak motosikal, superhero yang pakai topeng pelik-pelik. We all Ultramen don’t need all that cosmetic shit.

Me: Wow, marahnya Ultraman.
Ultraman: Siapa tak marah? Bagero! Superhero ciplak ni suma tak original lah. And they all no integrity or morals. Last week, I dengar Gaban kena tangkap ngan gadis bawah umur. You see?

Me: Man, that is sad.
Ultraman: Tu lah. That’s why kalau tak Ultra, memang tak world lah.

Me: Wuhu! Lu peminat Mawi ke?
Ultraman: Adalah sikit-sikit.

Me: So, Ultraman, what’syour future plan? You going to give up being a superhero too?
Ultraman: No way. I love my job too much. But my girlfriend complains that I work such long hours. And when I come home at night, I’m always tired and my chest light is always beeping.

Me: Woooo! Sounds like you might need some of that ubat from your brader Taro.
Ultraman: Good idea! I better give him a call tonight.

At this point, Ultraman receives a distress call from Yokohama, where a monster is attacking the train station. So off he went, into the blue yonder, to fight yet another worthy adversary. World!

wachaa!!
Microsoft will launch the new solution of Operating
system codename vista aka Windows Vista on this 31 Jan at US.
But i already
use this new OS but in Beta2 Version.

Hermm. So many improvement but need
hyper-machine PC to run smooth. actually i have tested on my home computer that
using
AMDSempron64bit 2800 with 512MB Kingston DDR400,
Radeon 9550
|256MB, SB Audigy 2 Soundsystem and
hard disk 27GB(Seagete 7200rpm IDE). Owh
yeah.. It’s run smooty but sometimes it till doesnt enough pysical
memory(RAM)

Then try to Install Windows Vista On My OWN Computer that
using AMD Athlon™ 64 FX 62 AM2, 2GB Corsair DDR2, 300GB SATA Hard Disk, Asus
EAX1650 256 Gamers Edition and
Creative SB X-Fi MusicXtreme. After done
Instalation with all the require software installed, There was incredible
amazing.
No lagging, no jamming, no stuck! it’s run very very smooth with
Vista Experience Solution. Surfing Internet faster, run NFS Carbon with all
effects ON also smooth.

So, are You Ready To Vista?? wakaka
i have put
one Windows Vista image on my picture.
feel free to view it.

Attention!! Streamyx Not Innocent(haha)

Undersea fiber-optic cables were
damaged by a powerful earthquake off
the southern tip of Taiwan, causing
the largest outage of telephone and
Internet service in years and
demonstrating the vulnerability of the
                           global telecommunications network.

Up to a dozen fiber-optic cables cross
the ocean floor south of Taiwan,
carrying traffic between China, Japan,
Korea, Southeast Asia, the U.S. and
the island itself. Chunghwa Telecom
Co., Taiwan’s largest phone company,
said the quake damaged several of
them, and repairs could take two to
three weeks. So, Conection to overseas
will be too slow.

A Taiwanese telecommunications
official said Thursday that 95 percent
of Asia’s earthquake-disrupted data
transmission service and 80 percent of
its phone service will be restored by
11 p.m. EST

[Takashi Supreme]
a.k.a TM Advisor